Friday Letters

Dear Weekend, I am so excited you came back! You have been missed greatly. Dear February, can you not follow in January's path and decide your weather for the month. We either want hot or cold. You decide. Dear Graduate school application, you are finished WHOO HOO! I am so glad to have you in the hands of my administrators. Now can you do me a favor? Impress the pants off those higher ups and get me into the program! Dear car, I know we discussed cleaning you out this weekend, but do you really need my help? Dear Uterus, I know this is a whole new experience for you and it can be a bit scary, but please please please let me be pregnant. Dear kitchen floor, I wish you were like the Disney movie Smart House, then I would never have to worry about sweeping or mopping you. Dear husband, I love you. That is all.